Dos and Dont's strike back

Dos and Dont's return this week. The magazine Vice are having a party this friday, and in that regard I checked their homepage and remembered that that was where Troels got the idea from. So starting today and running every week I will find a do or don't that I think you will enjoy.

We know you want to just fucking grab her and run but the polite thing to do is wait until she’s done paying, casually follow her outside, then calmly grab her by the arm and explain you’d like your three wishes now.

Hehe, that is funny. The magazine itself is also very funny, you can get it for free in certain stores or read it on their website. Check out their guide to girls for example. It starts with these lines:

It’s fun to be a girl. We get to giggle and cry and throw hissy fits and keep diaries and bleed out of our vaginas and care about stuff and we don’t have to feel like a fag about it. We even get to vote, hooray! Sometimes we forget to though. Sorry, Susan B. Anthony!